I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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