my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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