The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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