i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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