Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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