Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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