Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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