After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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