the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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