I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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