The best revenge is premature balding
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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