So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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