Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
