it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
50% drunk capacity currently
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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