we're blogging at a bar
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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I still have a little drunk in my system
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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