I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
This is my gift to your gina
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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