he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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