I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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