Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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