I wish i was in the wii world.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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