oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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