i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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