Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand