Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour