Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You are a genius and a whore.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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