Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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