What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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