When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
this is an emotional support booty call
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
