He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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