is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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