yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I look better un-naked...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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