I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
