You're a womanizer and a bitch.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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