Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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