I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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