Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
