Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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