the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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