I can tuck mytits in my pants
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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