dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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