Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
wat bout pragnant strippers??
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize