the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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