Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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