dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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