Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
my phone needs a breathalizer
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Enjoy the penises
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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