Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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