this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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