whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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