Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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