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(419): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.

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(607): View more from New York

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(1-607): View more from New York

That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder

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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning

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(909): View more from California

is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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(303): View more from Colorado

You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?

(720): View more from Colorado

Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.

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(207): View more from Maine

I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project

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(519): View more from Ontario

You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar

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