Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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