Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
