Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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