we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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