He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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