did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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