In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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