You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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