Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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